Pinky (or another finger) Extended Thusly

May 24 2011 Published by under salt

It’s so nice to know that the Obamas will be all tucked in nicey-nice in Buckingham Palace for a sleepover on their Excellent Adventure through Europe. They’ll have tea with the Queen, with their pinky extended thusly (Obama didn’t know pinkies had any other use except rings for union thugs or that fingers other than the middle one could be extended. Cultural shock!) then go all snuggy-snug.

How nice.

Meanwhile, King Obama left a post-note to Congress in the form of his overused, previously mentioned middle-finger telling them to f*ck-off, it’s a ‘kinetic military action’ in Libya and he don’t need no stinkin’ constitutional permission from them or anyone else to keep ‘kineticking’ all over the middle-east.

And it’s a good thing there’s nothing going on here in America for him to worry about. It’s not like body parts are literally flying all over the midwest.

Good thing we have President ‘Be My Brother’s Keeper’ in charge, huh?


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The Other Hand

May 16 2011 Published by under salt

Presidential Appointment Efficiency & Streamlining Act of 2011

Hear about this? Of course not. I’m obsessed with this sh*t and missed it. It’s Bam-Bam’s other hand. Czars gone wild.


Read about it at this intriguing new blog I found, Conservative Refocus News here. If the link is busted, which, given my hex lately, it quite likely is, here’s the whole magilla, also hyperlinked (foolishly optimistic, I know) but cut & pastable:

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Dem Congressman To Veteran At Town Hall: “Time To Sit Down”

Apr 08 2011 Published by under salt

This is unbelievable… A 27 year, disabled veteran stands up and takes about 4:10 to ask a respectful (though admittedly rambling) question and this unbelievable a**hole tells him, damned near literally, to “sit down and shut up.” You have to see the whole thing to believe it. It’s only about 5 minutes.

Dem Congressman To Veteran At Town Hall: “Time To Sit Down”.

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