Pinky (or another finger) Extended Thusly

May 24 2011

It’s so nice to know that the Obamas will be all tucked in nicey-nice in Buckingham Palace for a sleepover on their Excellent Adventure through Europe. They’ll have tea with the Queen, with their pinky extended thusly (Obama didn’t know pinkies had any other use except rings for union thugs or that fingers other than the middle one could be extended. Cultural shock!) then go all snuggy-snug.

How nice.

Meanwhile, King Obama left a post-note to Congress in the form of his overused, previously mentioned middle-finger telling them to f*ck-off, it’s a ‘kinetic military action’ in Libya and he don’t need no stinkin’ constitutional permission from them or anyone else to keep ‘kineticking’ all over the middle-east.

And it’s a good thing there’s nothing going on here in America for him to worry about. It’s not like body parts are literally flying all over the midwest.

Good thing we have President ‘Be My Brother’s Keeper’ in charge, huh?


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  • Aspire 9105wlmi Battery

    Obama drinking a Guinness in Ireland while Midwest suffers from storm damage. If that were Bush, media would destroy him. HopeAndChange

    • Annie

      Amen. Then PING PONG! Then WHITE TIE & BLACK TAILS DINNER with the Queen in the PALACE with all the crown jewels – LITERALLY! I know… If Bush did it… But we’ve said it so many times… How do these people SLEEP AT NIGHT?