They Plump When You Train ‘Em

Feb 03 2012 Published by under salt

Uh… This is creepy…

“…TSA said over 8,000 (SuperBowl) stadium vendors, parking lot attendants, shuttle bus drivers, and other transportation professionals received the agency’s First Observer training for detecting and assessing indicators and planning tactics of potential terrorist activities.”

The hot dog guy’s a spy? Officially empowered by DHS? What if I put mayo on my dog? I mean… It’s disgusting to me, but people have been known to do strange things with food (Isn’t it Philly that dips fries in mayo?) Anyway, certain food behaviors could, conceivably, be indicators of something “weird” in this matrix, so… What are we to make of this?  Am I to go through the rest of my life from this point forward afraid to make small talk with the hot dog guy?  What if he just loooooves Obama and I say something snarky about “Our Dear Leader?”

This is seriously, really, indescribably creepy.

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Pure coincidence, I’m sure.

Oct 27 2011 Published by under salt

 1. Immune from any case of wrong-doing that, by all rights, should have been brought against him by the bank had he not said it on the floor of the Senate, Durbin calls for a run on Bank of America over the $5 fee his policies led to.

2. Geithner calls for a ‘living will’ so if banks collapse, they can collapse into the arms of the Federal Government.

3. Now, this morning, I hear on from a radio show caller – so I gotta source this – that should a bank collapse, DHS gets to be in the vaults when they open for the post-mortem.

WTF?

That farrrrout knittin’ grandma Frances Fox Piven must be rockin’ out on the prospects of this train of potential hell, huh?

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