UPDATE: Tuesday February 21st It’s good to know they’re really rolling up their sleeves over there at the White House now that the President’s Day weekend is over and Michelle is back from Aspen. I hear Michelle and the girls will be doing some volunteer work at a local… Whah? They’re not? It’s PARTY TIME AGAIN?
Oh.
A truly cynical person might think that Bam explicitly told Moochelle to live as large as possible because it will incite civil unrest and help usher in Utopia.
Nah.
She doesn’t give a sh*t about Utopia or anyone else but her. That would be giving her way, way too much credit.
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And to be CRYSTAL clear: I have NO PROBLEM with ANY First Family spending THEIR MONEY ANY DAMNED WAY THEY WANT TO. I don’t care WHO is in the White House; especially if they have young children. If you earned it, spend it however you want; I don’t care. I understand there are tangential expenses being First Family and all but I don’t care. That’s the job we pay for and we want you safe. Fine.
But DON’T TELL ME ABOUT WHAT A SELFISH PR*CK I AM FOR WANTING TO KEEP MY OWN G*DDAMNED MONEY TO DO THE SAME G*DDAMNED THING YOU ARE DOING.
Rant over.