Where in the World is Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez?

Nov 16 2011

And just as important: Who is Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez?

This is a picture of the kid, Oscar Hernandez, who (allegedly) shot an AK-47 into the window of the Obama’s Private Residence in the White House… You know, where (quite apart from the President, which is abominable enough) the First Lady, First Grandmother(!) and those two precious girls live.

So… Who is he?

Pop Quiz time!

Ready? It’s multiple choice.

This young man is:

A) Tea Party. Therefore, a believer that the Federal Government should be your last stop, not your first; a believer in “Yes I Can” not “Yes We Can,” and lives this belief through his daily example to his fellow countrymen, in his own community, through his own good hard work, charitable giving, and being a good husband, father, and friend.

B) Occupy Wall Street. Therefore, a believer that the Federal Government should be your first stop, not your last; a believer in “Yes We Can” not “Yes I Can,” and lives this belief through his daily example to his fellow countrymen, in his own community, through his own sense of self-entitlement, selfishness, and being a menace to society, having scored 3 arrests on his record so far.

You have 30 seconds.

UPDATE I, Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 1:44pm Eastern:  The last paragraph of a story on how the the Secret Service is gathering clues in the case is seriously weird:

“Strangely, the Secret Service says the agency isn’t yet positive that the Friday incident is linked to the bullets found on the grounds of the White House.”

So… What?  Dick Cheney (God love him) left a clip in the Rose Garden?  After one of his (too few) target practice sessions?

How is that possible that there are bullets on the White House lawn that we don’t know about?

Good grief.

Guess we can file that under “Things that make you go ‘Hmmmm….’”?

UPDATE II, Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 3:02pm Eastern: Why do these guys always have ten part names?

UPDATE III, Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 3:36pm Eastern: How much you wanna bet his parents are Democrats?  Who very likely raised him “naturally,” with an over-weaning concern for his self-esteem?  Hmmm? Oh – and they now have him in custody. They found him in PA.

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