Obama was born in Hawaii, but he is NOT constitutionally eligible to hold the Office of President of the United States of America.
He was adopted in Indonesia as a boy. His sister, Maya, who is one of the few relatives he has he allowed to campaign for him, who presently lives in Hawaii, posted on her FaceBook page, either last year or the year before, that he was legally adopted in Indonesia, therefore becoming an Indonesian citizen. (People saw her post and screen captured it before she was, no doubt ‘encouraged’ to delete it.) But even if you don’t believe his own sister, who was there, and think that perhaps she was using the term ‘adopted’ colloquially, let’s walk this through.
He could say, with plausible deniablity all these years that he ‘was born in Hawaii’ because it is, in fact, true. It’s INSANE to suggest, as the Kenyan birthers have, that Ann Dunham, either 3 weeks before or after birth, would be on a plane between Seattle and Kenya. You might just as credibly have her on the (not yet invented) space shuttle ferkryssakes.
It’s been widely, reliably documented that she was in Seattle, starting a semester of classes, 3 weeks after Obama was born. I’m just telling you, as a woman who has given birth – AIN’T NO WAY SHE’S FLYING HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD to/from KENYA THAT PREGNANT or HAVING JUST GIVEN BIRTH. Okay?? It’s enough of a leap to believe she took her first newborn away from the help of her Mom in Hawaii, and went alone to Seattle! So just stop it.
So, all you have to do to figure out why he would fight over 70 court cases and spend $3 million to keep his vital records under seal is think like a young hippie girl in love.
Ann Dunham simply wanted her new family to be ‘one.’ She, like every bride, walked down the aisle thinking ‘this is it.’ When she married Lolo Soetoro and went to Indonesia with young Obama, it was ‘perfect.’ She’d found another black guy to marry, a land to start anew in where nobody knew her, and thus, the opportunity to mother Obama, then his half-sister Maya, who she had with Lolo, as ‘one’ family, ‘forever.’ It’s well known only Indonesian citizens could go to the primary school Obama attended in Indonesia. This is widely reported in reputable places.
But, of course, ‘forever’ fails half the time. So then all it takes, is to follow this narrative to it’s logical conclusion:
Young hippie-mom ships now adopted Obama back to Hawaii from his now home country Indonesia to go to school, quite likely on a foreign scholarship to the expensive prep school in HI he went to. He then goes on to college as a foreign student on foreign student scholarship. This would explain why he is the first President in modern history to keep sealed all his transcripts, school loan paperwork, etc. It would explain why the Social Security number on his most recent tax return FAILED E-Verify. What? You didn’t know that? Of course you didn’t. But it’s true. But back to our narrative:
By the time he finishes law school, who’s thinking about citizenship? What young man, in the full bloom of his manhood, clutching a Harvard Law Degree, is thinking about whether or not he should straighten out his passport? Please. He’s thinking about getting high and getting laid. Others might think about making money, but that was not Obama’s m.o. Nope. Young Obama never gave it a second thought. Other than community organizing, the only ‘real’ job he ever had where he’d have to turn over Social Security or other identifying documents like the rest of us have to upon hiring was at the law firm where he met Michelle, and guess who processed his employment paperwork there? Right. Michelle. And nobody else ever thought to give it a second thought until it got serious.
You can imagine the conversation between Axelrod & Obama in 2008, can’t you?
AXE: ‘I thought you told me you were born in HI?’
OBAMA: ‘I was, but…’
AXE: ‘But WHAT?’
OBAMA: ‘Well, it seems there was an adoption…’
AXE: ‘ADOPTION?’
OBAMA: ‘Uh… Yeah. My mom had my step-dad adopt me in Indonesia when I was, like, 5, which technically, maybe, made my American birth certificate… Well, it might have been sort of… nullified…’
AXE: ‘You’re not an American citizen? Are you dual? Cuz dual f*cks it all up just as bad, Barack!’
OBAMA: ‘Uh… I don’t … Well… It’s complicated…’
YA THINK? Wait and watch. That piece of crap PDF the White House posted was a fake. He was born in HI but that document was a fake… ‘fake but accurate’ Remember that phrase? These crazy birthers arguing over ‘natural born’ are barking up the wrong tree. It’s just patently silly to argue that birthing a baby on American soil doesn’t confer citizenship – no matter the status of the parents, which is what they are trying to argue (That since Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject, and Ann Dunham was not yet the age of majority at birth, at the time – supposedly 19). Forget that. Then every Mexican born here isn’t American. That horse left the barn a long time ago.
No. It’s the Indonesian adoption that has prompted this whole mess. I may be an old woman by the time this all comes out, but mark my words. It will play out 99% as I have described it here
