Extrapolate it Out

Oct 13 2011

 Anti-Capitalist?

You LITERALLY cannot get out of bed in the morning without it.  EVERYTHING below is made by greedy capitalist enterprises, so if you really, truly want to abandon it as a political system, you’re going to have to find some unincorporated land somewhere and live off it.  Just off the top of my head:

WAKE UP:  Sheets, alarm clock, toothpaste, toothbrush, shampoo, faucets, sinks, cabinets, brush, shirt, pants, belt, underwear, shoes, socks, wallet, all the cards in your wallet.

POINT A to POINT B:  Car, gas, radio, iPod, GPS

WORK:  Even the very paycheck (stub) you get is processed by a giant corporation.  Even the paper it’s PRINTED ON is processed by a giant corporation.  It’s that or BARTER, BABY.

5PM:  Vodka, wine, barrooms, Tylenol

HOME: Big screen TV, movies…

…Are you starting to get the idea that WE CAN’T GODDAMNED LIVE WITHOUT CAPITALISM YOU STUPID FRICKING MORONS OUT THERE IN OWS????  HUH?????

*sigh*

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