The Washington Post calmly reports “a county resident” died in Flagstaff, Arizona the other day of “the Black Death.”
Oh. Ok! Everything’s fine. It only kills you in 24 hours, for heaven’s sake, but don’t worry, says WaPo, it’s “now curable in all its forms if treated quickly.”
Oh. Ok! Define “quickly.”
I got a hundred bucks says this patient was illegally present in the country.
But don’t worry, that cough’s probably nothing…
