How do You Prove to Feds You’re Gay?

Dec 12 2011

Bam-Bam’s Federal Government has now undertaken a formal commitment to hire homosexuals.

Okay.  I don’t think any fair-thinking person would want to see anyone qualified to hold a job not get the job because of race, gender, or sexual orientation… but…

How do they know?

I mean… You can (typically) tell just by looking what someone’s race is.

You can (typically) tell just by looking what someone’s gender is.

But if you’re gay…

This is yet another example of “negative” vs. “positive” rights.  Ours is a system of government designed to restrain wrong upon us, not confer “right” upon us.

This betrays, yet again, Bam-Bam’s “fundamental” misunderstanding of America.

One response so far

  • Shayne Zucker

    Excellent point! Maybe they’ll show the candidate a two pictures – one of Scarlett Johansson and one of Barney Frank. If it’s a male candidate, and he choose Barney Frank, he gets the job.