Pop Quiz on Cain Sex Harassment “Story”

Nov 02 2011

Okay, gang… What DON’T we see in these headlines I just took a screenshot of from the right hand column of Drudge, Wednesday, November 2, 2011, at around 7:20pm Eastern?\"DrudgeStumped? Let me help you:

1. A single solitary woman’s FACE behind these accusations. To this day I remember Paula Jones bad perm. I remember the blonde hairdresser. I even remember poor Kathleen Willey.

2. A quote like: ‘Wanna kiss it’?

3. A quote like: ‘You better put some ice on that’ on the way out the hotel room door, while ‘feeling the pain’ of the woman’s fat-lip

4. Witnesses with DETAILS.  Oh, we’ve got witnesses, all right, but not a single one of them has said DICK, pardon the vernacular, of ANY SUBSTANCE.  ZERO details.

5. Speaking of DICK… The image of Weiner’s wiener is still fresh in my mind.  Do you see any pictures here?  Or even an allegation of a picture?

Enough?

I’ve certainly had enough.

BONUS:  Herman’s gotta hire a Communications pro NOW.  Monica Crowley, for instance.

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